Me and the band, we were working a groove
G
Just for a moment we really sounding really smooth
F G C G
When I noticed a little mosquito buzzing around me

C
He was zooming in and scoping out my carbon dioxide
G
Couldn’t hold my breath for fear of letting my vocals slide
F G C G
He suddenly made a mosquito line for my nose

C
He tried the left nostril, then settled for the right
G
He lodged himself in there really tight
F G C
And then he started to buzz around and headed for my brain


F
Wont somebody come and pick my nose
C
I know that you’re thinking this is really gross
G F
But a big old fat mosquito
C
Is making it his home
F
I can’t take my hands of my guitar
C
If I did I might miss a beat or a bar
G F
And I wouldn’t want to ruin the song
C
Because of Mother Nature

C
I wiggled my nose like Samantha the Witch
G
Cause that little bugger was starting to itch
F G C G
And I think that he was getting off on the music

C
His buzzing was beginning to change it tone
G
He was grooving to our beat, he was in the zone
F G
But there were tears running down my face
C
He was driving me crazy

F
Wont somebody come and pick my nose
C
I know that you’re thinking this is really gross
G F
But a big old fat mosquito
C
Is making it his home
F
I can’t take my hands of my guitar
C
If I did I might miss a beat or a bar
G F
And I wouldn’t want to ruin the song
C
Because of Mother Nature

C
The sweat was pouring off my forehead by then
G
He tasted my blood and then he tasted again
F G C G
The little fatty we had smoked was gonna give him a real good buzz
C
He curled up and was beginning to snore
G
When little Mary sunshine came across the floor
F G C G
She was wearing rubber gloves and had some

needle-nose pliers from my car.

C
She reached inside and rambled around
G
She found the little critter, he was sleeping so sound
F G
And when she yanked him out she took a few
C
hairs for good measure.

F
Wont somebody come and pick my nose
C
I know that you’re thinking this is really gross
G F
But a big old fat mosquito
C
Is making it his home
F
I can’t take my hands of my guitar
C
If I did I might miss a beat or a bar
G F
And I wouldn’t want to ruin the song
C
Because of Mother Nature

G F
And I wouldn’t want to ruin the song
C
Because of Mother Nature

G F
And I wouldn’t want to ruin the song
C
Because of Mother Nature